It was three 'n queasy for Cristiano Ronaldo as he shared his 38th birthday joy.
The legend strictly controls his diet - so he might feel faint just sniffing the trio of cakes unveiled on his big family day.
Ronaldo began the weekend just how he wanted... with a cheeky birthday shoot.
He took the ball out of team-mate Talisca's hands to net a stoppage-time penalty, his first goal for new club Al-Nassr in Saudi Arabia.
And he continued exactly the way he likes it too - enjoying his birthday with partner Georgina Rodriguez and their kids.
Grinning Ron posed for a packed family shot that soon drew more than 3million likes on Instagram.